kazuto: whew... i'm full. i have a feeling all i ever do is eat, but the onlyentertainment in this age is either drinking andpartying or eating something tasty. kazuto: at any rate, i should thank kiifor introducing me to a delicious store. and, being able to eat tasty stuff is a proof of peace...#so, they decided to justify all the food-related events# ashe: kazuto-sama. were you eating outside again? kazuto: ashe! yeah, i went to a popular stall with kii. ashe: hee... was it that tasty? kazuto: it was a bit tough, but delicious.ashe, wanna come with us next time? ashe: y, yes! please call me when you go there!
ashe: ah, right! renfa-sama was looking for you. kazuto: renfa...? crap, i promised to help herorganize the documents today! see ya, ashe! ashe: yes. ashe: he's as restless as ever... fufu... ashe: ...? ashe: is... someone there...? ... ashe: ...(gulp) ashe: e, excuse me, i'm coming in...
ashe: kyaaaa! aisha: and that was here when you looked inside...?#wait, what are you taking photos with? ashe: y, yes... in the pool of blood... mao: what a pity, she's still so young too...#this running gag is really stupid# nagi: mao. i understand you taking the pictures to recordthe state of the room, but what's with this upward angle? mao: well, i kinda felt i should take it from this angle... sawa? eh? aim it from even lower!#obviously, she's not dead# mao: right, from the borderline obscene... renfa: ashe... can you tell us the details?
ashe: yes... when passing by this room, i've heard some noise... ashe: and, when i came in to check if something happened... ashe: ...there was rin-san, bleeding on top of the bed... ashe: and everyone rushed hereafter hearing ashe's scream... i guess. shunran: but still, to die dressed like this...#i can't imagine rin dying any other way# shuuran: a pathetic end for a genius strategist...#well, there's only one person that makes her bleed so much# aisha: ...but, at time like this, who would... assassinate rin? shuuran: right. i understand it happening during the warof three kingdoms, but for rin to be targeted now... nagi: and, i don't think there was any mistakein the security. and this place is close to thecenter, so guards won't let even a cat pass...
minmei: u, umm...#yes, yes, cat can pass# shunran: what? minmei: cats are harmless, so even if you letthem in... no, in fact, can you let them in, please...? aishe: in that case, could it be goko's sorcery...?#this event is a joke event, but it's absolutely retarded# minmei: a, auu, i got ignored...#not just you, everything gets ignored in this event# shuuran: no, that's too direct to be goko's sorcery. from what i'veheard, they can stop just the heart alone, without spilling blood. tanpopo: hmm. i don't think goko can do something this weird...#even normally smart characters like tanpopo are not immune...# renfa: and, if they have that much power, they'd firstaim... for us, kings of the three kingdoms, or kazuto. shishun: renfa-sama, we're back.#this is supposed to be "comically missing the point", but...#
renfa: how did it go, you two?#but for koihime, this is not funny at all# sei: no suspicious signs outside or on the roof. i was hopingto at least find a murder weapon discarded somewhere... shishun: for them to hide the signs that well,it's probably quite an expert... or... renfa: i suppose the culprit is not an idiot... shishun,can you look around again to see if we missed anything? shishun: your will. rinrin: aisha! soldiers also said they haven't seen anyone suspicious! aisha: hmm... shunran: then, we'll have to call the ultimate weapon of gi... aisha: ...ultimate weapon?
shunran: yeah. fun... shuuran: ...fun? shunran: hey, aisha... aisha: what? shunran: what was i just trying to say...? aisha: nagi, mao. did you find anything suspicious? shunran: hey! mao: we can't find anything. if i had to say... ???: now that's quite an outfit today.
mao: right. today, she's quite... whoa! nagi: w, when did you...! fuu: when, i wonder. shunran: oh, fuu. i was just about to call for you! tanpopo: fuu... is the ultimate weapon of gi? shunran: yeah. fun... something! fuu: shunran-sama. i think you're trying to say phantom.#i'm not sure what they mean here# shunran: yeah, that! that, whatever you call it! aisha: true, this should be easily solved with strategist's wisdom,but... shunran, did something similar happen before?
shunran: yeah. before, my... sei: shunran's subordinate...? mao: was there a subordinate of shunran-samainvolved in something similar? shuuran: no, i don't recall any... shunran: not subordinate. i took in a dog, butwhen it escaped, she masterfully located it. aisha: ... sei: ... nagi: so, what happened to that dog? shunran: i don't know what it didn't like, but it fled fourtimes in three days and didn't return on the fifth time.
mao: it was probably just afraid of shunran-sama... shunran: did you say something? mao: n, not really. renfa: so, the master of looking for that dog is...? shunran: yeah. if she's good at that, she might beable to find the culprit of this incident the same way! aisha: w, well... can we ask you to, fuu?#if logic was working in this event, they'd find her instantly# fuu: leave it to me.#it's clearly karin. but this is the most unreasonable event ever# fuu: i sensed an incident and decided to check on it, butfor it to be rin-chan... truth can be quite cruel sometimes. mao: we couldn't figure anything out...but, is there something weird?
fuu: t, this is...! aisha: what?! fuu: [almonds]...! aisha: [almonds]? renfa: what's that, some country? never heard of it... fuu: it means it smells of [almonds]. shuuran: ...[almonds]? fuu: it's apparently how cyanide smells like. nagi: ...so it isn't the smell of [almonds]?
fuu: it's apparently either a smell of cyanide or [almonds].#they have no idea what either of those are# mao: i understand even less now. so, is itnot the smell of that cyanide, whatever it is? fuu: i've heard it's something you should say just in case,when a murder happened in the heaven's country. renfa: heaven really has some weirdest traditions... shunran: ah, [almond] or cyan something, whatever, just carry on! fuu: got it... hmm, hmm... the only exits arethe door to the hallway and this window.#that was a cute little walking animation# aisha: right. when ashe found rin, the window was closed. fuu: so the first to find her was ashe-chan.#that makes her the main suspect, right?# ashe: yes. i've heard some noiseand looked inside... and this was here...
fuu: so, what about everyone else?#or shishun and sei, who were "searching" for clues outside# aisha: we've all rushed here after hearing ashe's scream. fuu: then, let's ask in order. what were you alldoing when you've heard ashe-chan's screams? shunran: shuuran, aisha, nagi and i were training. shishun: i was patrolling together with minmei.and i've seen renfa-sama in the kitchen earlier. renfa: i was planning to work with kazuto, but he just wouldn'tcome, so i was looking for him, that's when i met shishun. ashe: ah, i've seen kazuto-sama recently, you know? renfa: geez... i bet he forgot again. sei: i've been drinking while watching aisha's training.
tanpopo: so did i!#oh, hai. you're on the illogical traitor side in this event# fuu: so, what about mao-chan?#or like, everyone is on illogical traitor side in this event# mao: i've been secretly taking photos of shunran-sama's training. nagi: mao! you...! mao: w, why not! pictures of valiant aishaand shunran-sama are popular with the soldiers! fuu: hmm. well, that aside... i've figured out the culprit.#but you're going to blame someone else for the lulz# tanpopo: eh? already?! fuu: someone that snuck deep into the castle in the broaddaylight... and killed rin-chan with this fearsome method is... shishun: a sorceror of goko?!
shuuran: or some ambitious clan...? nagi: d, don't tell me... mao: nagi, don't even say it! fuu: the culprit is... kazuto: hmm? it's quite noisy out here... did something happen?#poor guy# fuu: is you! kazuto: ...what? as i looked inside the room, fuu is standing there pointing at me... renfa: ...!
aisha: m... master...?! shunran: don't tell me, hongou... you bastard...! kazuto: eh? w, what?! minmei: kazuto-sama... no way...!#yeah. literally no way, but that's ignored for the joke...# shuuran: well, i can't deny this possibility...#orly?# nagi: right... kazuto: what are you talking about?! shishun: yeah. now that you mention it...#kazuto... just leave. people here clearly hate you# mao: or actually, it's more strange thatsomething like this never happened before...
kazuto: hey... whoa, rin?! what happened to you?!#next event kinda hints they're all just playing around though# fuu: that's... a gruesome... but sad incidentthat will never stop haunting our memories. kazuto: don't pretend to make an epilogue here!anyway, fuu! can you explain what's going on?! i don't get it, but this feels like how a suspense show usually ends! so, does that mean, am i going to get handcuffed on a winter quay?!#some references again...# nagi: captain. don't resist the arrest. shishun: yeah. if you don't resist, we won't get rough. kazuto: ...and if i do? shishun: i'll break it.
kazuto: wait, wha... fuu, hey, fuu! fuu: umm... you have a right to ask for a lawyer...we'll listen your excuses at the court! or something. kazuto: you're kinda mixing it up! you are!and, didn't you just say an epilogue?! fuu: well, i didn't understand it completely, justfrom what onii-san told me. was it wrong somewhere? kazuto: quite a lot! fuu: ...so, what is this lawyer?#something kazuto is not getting in this team# shunran: don't ask me... kazuto: so you've said it without even knowing... fuu: well, for now, let's go on and arrest onii-san.#you have only your own blabbering mouth to blame, kazuto#
they made the throne room into some sort of a court...and i am standing in the middle of it, stunned. meirin: order in the court! meirin: we will now be judging the murder case of strategist kakuka. kazuto: u, umm... where's my defense... you know,the people that support my claim of innocence? rinrin: leave it to me!#...# miu: i'm also cheering for you!#you're screwed, kazuto# kazuto: ...no way! you clearly don't understand what being a defense means! meirin: defendant, keep quiet. you were not allowed to speak.
kazuto: d... defendant... meirin: well then, teiiku. explain the detailsof the crime, as well as state of the scene. under the orders of meirin, who is playing the role of a judge,fuu opened up a scroll, standing in some sort of prosecutor's seat. fuu: okay. the victim is the strategist of gi, kaku houkou. she wasa genius strategist with expectations riding on her, even sou moutokuherself said "this girl is the only one that can support my cause" about... keifa: wha! for karin-sama to say something likethat about her...! i won't forgive her. i won't...! meirin: auditorium, keep quiet! fuu: we've confirmed she died in this castle's room this afternoon.#no you didn't. noone even bothered to check if she's alive# meirin: so her death was confirmed then. fuu: her death was confirmed.
meirin: i see. what is her cause of death?#does "stupid running gag" count?# fuu: she bled to death. there were no obvious external wounds,so the culprit probably used rin-chan's power of delusions. meirin: power of delusions? now that's an unfamiliar term. fuu: rin-chan had a habit of letting her delusions go berserkand release massive nosebleed. the culprit probablystimulated those delusions and made rin-chan bleed. meirin: hmm... and how do you stimulate her delusions? fuu: can i speak of it in the court? meirin: i don't mind. go ahead. fuu: it normally has to do with lewd,lewd or lewd things. specifically... kazuto: rin, i'll make love to you like crazy today...#even in h-scenes, kazuto never speaks like that#
rin: i, it will be... that amazing...? kazuto: try imagining it... my hand... ah, of course,it can be rin's favorite karin's hand, you know...? rin: kazuto-dono's hand... g, going in there... or in there...! kazuto: and where would that be...? rin: a, as i said...! kazuto: come on, you need to say it out loud...#this does remind me of some protags... but not him# rin: t, that's... ah...! kazuto: right. and now try imaginingsaying those things in karin's presence... rin: ...
rin: ...fuha! kazuto: fuhahahaha! just as planned!#just according to keikaku# fuu: something like that... meirin: teiiku. please don't go so much intodetails. look what's going on with our clerk... shuri: ha... hawawa... fuu: okay. nagi: i, it doesn't feel unnatural at all...!#basic kazuto understanding: failed# mao: first of all, when it has something to do with lewd stuff,it's the home field for the best stallion in the three kingdoms... sui: true, the lewdest in this castle is...#karin, non, keifa, iishe, shion, sai, kikyo...#
tanpopo: master for sure...#et tu?# enya: i can imagine him pulling it off...!#another person disqualified# touka: then, is it really master... kazuto: you! meirin: defense, do you have an objection? rinrin: uu, i can't argue with onii-chan being lewd... miu: right. it's true, after all, he's lewd... kazuto: and you too! you're defense, so doubt it at least a bit!#but you're not going to bring up there being plenty of lewder people...#
fuu: and, there's another important argument. meirin: argument? fuu: yes. onii-san said it before, but theculprit always returns to the crime scene... meirin: and why is that?#you have only yourself to blame here, kazuto# fuu: it's a cliche of the heaven... seemsto be a habit that all criminals share. meirin: habit... fuu: so, onii-san returned to the crimescene, which makes him a culprit. kazuto: o, objection! fuu: hoho. so you have an objection.
meirin: go on. kazuto: fuu is misunderstanding the meaning of cliches. fuu: am i wrong? kazuto: you are! fuu: how, specifically?#"it only applies in fiction". is it hard to say that?# kazuto: ugh... even if you ask that... acting ona whim or just feeling like it's a right thing to do inthat situation... it's a custom... or a habit of heaven... huh?#okay, i'm not on your side anymore, you idiot# meirin: it appears it's true that citizens of heavenhave a habit of returning to the crime scene. kazuto: right... i had an [alibi] at that time!
meirin: ...[alibi]? fuu: what's that? some species of an ant?#aribi = alibi. ari = ant. dem puns# uoooaa! so i have to explain even that! kazuto: umm... basically. after eating with kii, i returned to thecastle and met ashe. i stumbled upon rin soon after that. meirin: i see. ashe, is that true? ashe: ah... yes. it's true. but we split up right away. fuu: and what did you do next? kazuto: i had a promise to organize the documents with renfa, butshe wasn't in her room... so i left to search for renfa right away. renfa: that's right. geez, and here i was thinkingwhere did you go after ignoring our promise...
fuu: hmm... in other words, after you met ashe-chanand until you got arrested by us, you have nooneto vouch for you during that time period. kazuto: ugh... w, well, that's right... ah, it's impossible... for meto make a side-trip to rin's room and cause an incident so fast. fuu: objection. kazuto: ...eh? objection, here?! what?#houkei...# fuu: well, when lewd things are involved,onii-san displays abnormal power...#name at least one time when that happened# ashe: he's as restless as ever...#you forgot "fufu", game# kazuto: well then... uoooooo! kazuto: just you wait! riiiiin! be it roof or a sky,for rin, i'll travel it in a flash! nfuuuuun! fuu: and like that, he travelled through roofs and the sky...#kazuto... just ask her to present just one precedent#
kazuto: no, no, no, no, no! what kind of super pervertjin am i?! what's with those acrobatics?! shia: ... shaoren: ... nanano: ... kazuto: eh, what... renfa?#kazuto... fine, then just die, if you can't even talk out your way here# renfa: sorry... it didn't feel unnatural at all.#there needs to be an example of that happening before# don't say that with a straight face while looking away...#i guess kazuto's too shocked by everyone's lack of trust# kazuto: just how much of a pervert do you think i am?!
fuu: should i tell you? kazuto: no, you shouldn't...#why?! stop cutting off your own lifelines!# my heart will probably shatter if i hear it.#if you don't, your neck will# meirin: defense, any objections? miu: hmm... nushi-sama is a true pervert, so if it's for lewdreasons, i can imagine him pulling something like this off... rinrin: that's right... it's onii-chan, after all..#no, i get it, it's a joke event, logic is ignored here# kazuto: no... there's no way it goes that far...#but for koihime, this doesn't seem any different from normal# and you really don't plan to defend me at all. fuu: and, in fact, there's no need for onii-santo be in rin-chan's room during the murder. thatsound probably have been just rin-chan collapsing.
kazuto: w... hat...? fuu: as i've said, culprit provoked rin-chan's delusions,starting the nosebleed leading to rin-chan's blood loss. fuu: if you just placed a trap during the lunch, it wouldn't havetaken that long, and you could shift the time of her death. meirin: go on.#at least meirin is neutral# kazuto: that makes it even more impossible. it's quitea distance from the stall to the castle... and, didn'ti say it before? i was eating ramen with kii. meirin: then, let's give witness a statement. kyocho. kii: okay. kazuto: kii! i went to eat with you today, right?! kii: yeah. for today's lunch, you went with meto eat at the stall! that's for sure!
fuu: then, a question to the witness... is that okay, judge? fuu: witness, have you checked ifonii-san was with you during the lunch? kii: eh? i was focused on food while i was eating...but when i finished, nii-chan was with me, okay? fuu: in other words, while witness was eating, she didn'tconfirm that defendant was with her. that's how it is. kii: umm... i... suppose?#just how little do you care about kazuto?# kazuto: kii! fuu: and in kii-chan's case, when she's seriously eating, that's quitean amount, and it takes quite a long time. just because you wentto eat with kii-chan, it's dubious of a proof that onii-san was there. fuu: by the way, we've questioned the stall owner, and heremembers you coming there, but it was a busy timeafter that, so he can't remember the details. meirin: in other words, noone can prove thatthe defendant was there at that time.
kazuto: what about the distance? i said it's quite far away. fuu: well, when lewd things are involved, onii-sandisplays abnormal power. specifically... kazuto: enough with the flashbacks already...#so we're back to this lousy explanation again# shunran: eh! shut up with your objections already!are you a citizen of objection country or something?! kazuto: what kind of a country is that?!of course i'm desperate, i'm being judged here! shunran: but, from what i hear, you're beating around the bush...!if you delay the discussion one more time! ...you know? kazuto: i don't... shunran: ... ah. shunran moved her mouth without sayinganything... sorry, i don't get it. repeat again.
hmm... umm.. k-i-l-l... kazuto: sorry... i'll keep quiet.#how is this fair?# shunran: yeah. then, fuu... kazuto: wait, if i keep quiet, you're going to makea verdict! i'm going to object again! objection! kazuto: then, what is my motive?!#are you dumb? why did you accept previous explanation?# rin: motive? kazuto: yeah. even if you assume i had the time and tools tokill rin. but, there's absolutely no reason for me to kill rin! fuu: reason...? kazuto: right. i have no reason to pull all those tricks to kill rin!
fuu: reason... like, you got tired of her?#that contradicts your previous explanation of distance covering# shaoren: t, tired... over something like that?! kazuto, you're a scum!#aaand, they mistake assumption for fact# touka: how cruel... you're terrible, master!#you're not the one to talk, backstabbers# shia: kazuto... i'm disappointed in you.#but then, lewd things are not involved, it's just murder...# kazuto: eh, hey, don't believe her! there wasn'ta single time that i got tired of a girl! fuu: human hearts change easily... people's dreams are fleeting...#well, kazuto sucks at making excuses# kazuto: stop saying nonsense! fuu: hmm... then, i'll show you an absolute evidence. kazuto: evidence...?
fuu: it's something i found in that room. saying that, fuu took out...! kazuto: t, that's...! it's a toy of a sort, but not of a kind that kids play with, more of...! meirin: teiiku... please don't bring something like that to the court... mao: ah! that's a fully-automated oman-chan device that i gaveto captain! i've only made one, so only captain should have it...! kazuto: w, where did you...! fuu: that device was on the floor right next to the spot rin-chan died. fuu: you're panicking and at loss for words, onii-san.
kazuto: ...a, actually, if you use that asevidence, anyone would get confused! meirin: in other words, what does it mean, teiiku? fuu: yes. so, after slipping out duringhis meal with kii-chan, onii-san... kazuto: sorry for the wait, rin! i'm going to makelove with you using this today! prepare yourself! rin: ah... kazuto-dono, there's no way this will fit...! kazuto: hmm, i need to finish the meal with kii,so i'll be back in a bit. until then, feel free to imaginethis inside of you and tremble in fear... fuhahahaha! rin: ah, kazuto-dono...! wait, please wait!#wait, even if he got here on boner power, how did he come back?# rin: t, this thing... it won't... it won't fit... ah, but, kazuto-donowill force it inside of me as i resist... and then, karin-sama will...! rin: ...buh!
fuu: yeah, something like that.#i have dozens of means to contradict it# kazuto: now wait a bit! sui: master... how cruel...! mao: using my device for something worsethan perverted acts... you disgust me...! keifa: for a mere stallion to kill rin, just behead him already! hinari: awawa... chop off his dick... sheren: scum...#even you?# kazuto: n, no...! i admit i recieved that from mao, but... kazuto: i had no use for it, so i just stored it inmy room! and then, on day, it was gone...!
aisha: master, killing your vassalover something like that... unforgivable! shunran: aisha, i'll assist you with that task!i can't keep quiet after my colleague got murdered! sheren: of course, go will cooperate too. okay, renfa? renfa: yes. kazuto... and i believed in you...!#no you didn't# shuri: was there a murderous intend involved here... nagi: if only it was out of love... kazuto: false charges! it's a misunderstanding,at least give me a proper defense! rinrin: onii-chan, unforgivable! perverts must die!#well, since fuu staged it all, of course his defense sucks# miu: right! chop off his dick!
kazuto: eh, can't be helped! tanpopo: ah, he fled!#and just flee this unfair country, let them regret# meirin: wait, hongou! running only makes your sin worse!#well, at least meirin cares... not enough to know him better though# kazuto: there's nothing worse than deathpenalty anyway! i'll... prove my innocence! fuu: ah, you say death penalty, but there'san option to just cut of that rod of yours... kazuto: i still don't want that! shuri: hinari-chan! hinari: awawa! guards, deploy! karin: whew... it was a nice bath.
kazuto: daaaaah! i'll flee, flee and prove my innocence! karin: oh, kazuto... karin: jeez... he's as restless as ever. karin: well then. i hope rin's nosebleed stopped already.if that happened just from showing her whatfuu gave me, there are little hopes for today though... rin: ah, karin-sama... guh.#so, basically, fuu framed kazuto for fun# karin: rin, how are you feeling? if you're okay withthat, i'm willing to finally share the bed with you... rin: w, with karin-sama... share the bedwith karin-sama... that's just out of bath...! aisha: wait! master!#and "corpse" and real culprit are clueless# shunran: i'll capture him and chop off his neck with one strike!
shishun: leave rooftop pursuit to us!let's go, shaoren-sama, shia! shaoren: leave it to me! shia: okay, leave it to me! karin: guess not... just when will youfinally be able to accept me... rin. rin: guh... kazuto: i'm innoceeeeeent!#but dumb enough to get framed here#
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